Watching Me Watch the Throne: Part 1
“Why do things in one part, when you can do them in two.” – Grover Cleveland (22nd & 24th President). Therefore, we present to you Part 1 (of 2) in our review of… Read More
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Ted Williams – War Hero
Turnstyl3 would like to say “thanks” to all the military men and women who have served in the US Armed Forces. It’s not often we take a moment to seriously reflect on anything…and… Read More
Your 12oz Guide to the NFL- Week 9
Week 9 Recap Anyone who thinks there is a better rivalry in the NFL than the Steelers/Ravens needs to reevaluate things quickly. What a game Sunday Night proved to be. With almost everyone… Read More
Rock Out with Your Hog Out!
When I was in college, I was a DJ. Well, technically I was an Opportunist. I had a ton of CDs, a microphone, and a bunch of chick friends in sororities. Since I… Read More
Your 12oz Guide to the NFL- Week 8
Head over to t3 favorite AdmitZones.com for all NFL Football Tickets. Week 8 Recap So the Tim Tebow experiment is finally coming to close… we hope. Watching this guy quarterback an NFL team… Read More
Top 5 Most Impressive 40-Year-Olds
Fans of Saved by the Bell will remember “Kelly Slater” from the “Kelly marries AC” dream sequence in Season 4. However, those of you who do not suffer from regressed adolescence, know Kelly… Read More
From Malmo to M.A.S.H Unit – Rihanna Cancelled
As if the summer concert season was not a big enough flop, the live music scene took another hit this week when Rihanna was hospitalized in Sweden, forcing the sexlet to cancel her… Read More
Kim Kardashian – The Biggest American Bust?
As Americans, we like to measure things in absolutes. Our history is filled with the tributes to the ultimate extremes: D-Day, the Great Depression, at least seven “Storms of the Century”. However, things… Read More
As a Colts Fan, I Have All the Luck!
The Indianapolis Colts are on pace to lose every game and put themselves in a position to draft Andrew Luck. As a life long Colts fan, dating back to their pre-Mayflower days in… Read More
Jessica, You Didn’t Have a Big Lunch – We know You’re Preggo
Time for some Turnstyl3 groundbreaking news — the jig is up kids, Jessica Simpson is pregnant! I don’t know what is more shocking, the fact that she is having a child out of… Read More
