Watching Me Watch the Throne: Part 1
“Why do things in one part, when you can do them in two.” – Grover Cleveland (22nd & 24th President). Therefore, we present to you Part 1 (of 2) in our review of… Read More
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Ted Williams – War Hero
Turnstyl3 would like to say “thanks” to all the military men and women who have served in the US Armed Forces. It’s not often we take a moment to seriously reflect on anything…and… Read More
Rock Out with Your Hog Out!
When I was in college, I was a DJ. Well, technically I was an Opportunist. I had a ton of CDs, a microphone, and a bunch of chick friends in sororities. Since I… Read More
Top 5 Most Impressive 40-Year-Olds
Fans of Saved by the Bell will remember “Kelly Slater” from the “Kelly marries AC” dream sequence in Season 4. However, those of you who do not suffer from regressed adolescence, know Kelly… Read More
From Malmo to M.A.S.H Unit – Rihanna Cancelled
As if the summer concert season was not a big enough flop, the live music scene took another hit this week when Rihanna was hospitalized in Sweden, forcing the sexlet to cancel her… Read More
Kim Kardashian – The Biggest American Bust?
As Americans, we like to measure things in absolutes. Our history is filled with the tributes to the ultimate extremes: D-Day, the Great Depression, at least seven “Storms of the Century”. However, things… Read More
As a Colts Fan, I Have All the Luck!
The Indianapolis Colts are on pace to lose every game and put themselves in a position to draft Andrew Luck. As a life long Colts fan, dating back to their pre-Mayflower days in… Read More
Gronkowski Pimps for Twitter Followers
Rob Gronkowski had to face the media on Wednesday for taking shirtless photos with adult film actress Bibi Jones in order to increase his Twitter following. Upon hearing this “news,” these thoughts went… Read More
Q: What Would Hova Do?
A: Add more shows! I was leaving the office yesterday, when I almost got run over by Maybach. I mean, it was only a Mayback 57S , retailing at a mere $412,000 –… Read More
Beyonce Belly Bump Conspiracy Deflated
As soon as Beyonce announced that she was pregnant (and she did so in the most private and intimate of manners…at the MTV Music Awards), the detractors, haters, and conspiracy theorists started to… Read More
